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dicksand

When a woman finds her self in a relationship only for the great sex she is caught in dicksand
Jenna really doesn't like this guy but she says the sex is amazing and cant stop seeing him because it's the best sex of her life. Yea but he is such a lowlife how can she put up with him? She is caught in dicksand.
by word jockey June 8, 2016
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DICKshonDERRIERE

the word for people who abuse www.ubandictionary.com by putting on stupid useless crap that aren't real words.
word: 13
def: because it a numbar LOL!!11!!!1
by Keats April 9, 2005
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Dicktone

The tone of voice someone uses that immediately identifies them as a full-fledged dick, regardless of what was actually said.
Total stranger: "EXCUSE ME!"

Me: "Whoa dude, pipe down the dicktone!"
by Mattbiggest February 16, 2013
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dickzoned

When a woman wants a relationship from a man but he only wants sex. And thinking he will finally come around to her way of thinking, she goes along with it.
Man, she threw me into the friendzone a few years back, and now, all of a sudden, she wants to be with me. I wasn't feeling it so I just dickzoned her.
by Spankndatazz September 20, 2013
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Dicksnickers

Is someone who eats a dick in a sandwich of snickers

Or someone who you don’t think you’ll ever see again so you just see them and say hey you dicksnickers and then get the fuck out of the park your in when the kid starts crying and running to there mum
Hey you dicksnickers
by Big dicksnickers December 1, 2019
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dickboner

it's not just a boner; it has it's own dick.
-ohhhhhhhhhh my dickboner.
-i have a dickboner.
-ohh ohh my dickboner is throbbing.
-justin has a little dickboner.
-so does jerry.
by titful o bonerful February 5, 2009
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Dicksponge

A sponge used to clean saliva off the penis after oral copulation.
You threw away my dicksponge? Dammit Carol what am I supposed to use tonight?
by Mt Bewbies June 23, 2010
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