detire

To announce a comeback and reverse a previous decision to retire when everyone knows that a comeback was inevitable.

CBSSports.com reported that Brett Favre plans to retire, but everyone knows he will detire as soon as his ankle feels better, his family tells him to play again, he notices a message telling him to play in his cereal, a team begs him to return or offers him a ton of money, or as soon as training camp ends.

by FavreFromDone August 3, 2010

point dexter

a geek or nerd who wears glasses and/or engages in nerdy activity such as the world of warcraft or indulgent enjoyment of maths and other such subjects.

'oh my days blud, andy is such a point dexter on his calculator'
'why you be like all up in my grill you greasy point dexter, go back to your computer'
'don't make me go in a pair with Eron, he's a proper point Dexter'

by Lori Kilpatrick May 31, 2007

Dexter

a very smart, caring, amazing, cute boy. he will make an amazing boyfriend. they will never let you down, and are always there for you.

dexters make very good boyfriends, especially to katies. i love them.

by KSH! December 23, 2008

Dexter

Dexter is the single most important human being on planet Earth. Dexter's are Gods of music and dance who prefer to prance around the house in the nude to their favorite song, preferably with a Jameson Irish whiskey drink in hand. They are often known to speak the phrases "Whoooo, child!" and "Donna!" on a regular basis.

Praise the almighty Dexter.

by s.wagger December 27, 2013

dexter

The act of lying or bullshitting someone with a serious face.

Oh yeah, I'ver herd that band .... dexter...
or
It's not true I was just dextering you.

by thypants December 1, 2011

Dexter School for Boys

Dexter School is an all boys school in Brookline MA, running from pre-kindergarten through high school. This superb institution prepares students for a variety of prestigious new england preperatory schools and Ivy league universities. The school implements a coat and tie dress code for all students fifth grade and above, and a collared shirt for those in the lower grades, allowing for students to achieve a sense of style and class. Graduates of Dexter leave the institution with a superior education and the distinct knowledge that they, in fact, are better than you. The Dexter School has rivals such as Fen, Fessenden, and Fay, and Park, but these inferior schools do not hold a candle to the radiant brilliance that is The Dexter School for Boys. Dexter has produced many famous leaders such as John F. Kennedy. A sister school by the name of Southfield resides on the same campus.

Dexter School for Boys in Brookline, MA

by Hunter Treacy October 3, 2006

Dexter

An incredibly suave and handsome man; a man that makes you go, "Ooh la, la".

Of course I fell in love with him; without a doubt, he is a dexter. What would you do in that situation?

by Lollybird February 3, 2010