by Vikrant July 05, 2006
A theory that evolution is wrong, and the world was created and maintained by Mr.Chuck Norris. This is almost certainly true, the only flaw may be the fact that Chuck Norris has not roundhouse kicked the idiot christians who say intelligent design is about god's heads up there asses.....yet.
Idiot Christian: Intelligent design is about god. Wait why is the door open?
(roundhouse kick like noise)
Idiot Christian: OH MY GOD!! AGHHHHH GAHGG ALEGRA! (dies)
(roundhouse kick like noise)
Idiot Christian: OH MY GOD!! AGHHHHH GAHGG ALEGRA! (dies)
by Stan Lightsaber April 26, 2006
Irreducible complexity, defined by imbeciles that spend meaningless lives selling half-truths and whole lies to anyone that still wants God in classrooms. The closest thing to a legitimate argument for intelligent design is pointing out flaws in the current theory of evolution. I.D. by definition is not and can never be science, because it is based upon an element beyond human understanding creating life. The scientific method can't be applied, because it's not a "scientific theory" that can be tested or something for which evidence can be collected, only a "theory" that people believe based upon their own understanding of the issue.
by the epitome of greatness July 11, 2008
Similar to the designated driver He/she is the brave, daring, sober soul that will risk the potential of projectile vomit and police confrontation when you stumble and fall on your face just to make sure your sloppy, drunk ass gets back to your dorm/house/apartment in one un-raped piece.
Paul's the Designated Walker...check out the New Balances
Ok, I have to stop and Johnson Hall...then Peterson Hall...then we'll get to your room.
Ok, I have to stop and Johnson Hall...then Peterson Hall...then we'll get to your room.
by Uncleruck April 26, 2008
“Jonathan’s friends had to perform an emergency design Intervention just as he was about to select red flocked wallpaper for his bathroom.”
by MoLo36 June 30, 2009
1.I feel so fates designer..
2.Your mom is a Fates Designer, ouch!
3.Oh Fates Designer, I lost my homework!
2.Your mom is a Fates Designer, ouch!
3.Oh Fates Designer, I lost my homework!
by Birchey August 26, 2006
by Monster Joff May 10, 2010