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Deposit Return Scheme

The act of shitting into a bottle and returning it to the deposit Return machine for 25c
I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated
by V falls December 28, 2024
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soul deposit

When a man ejaculates in you and you try EVERYTHING in your power to get over him, but you can't
Me: OMG! I can't get him off my mind, no matter how hard I try.

My homegirls: Girl, you gotta be careful who you receive soul deposits from, they'll have you hooked!
by B-ImThaMan! August 30, 2017
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Dook deposit

To take a crap. Going to the bathroom to take a dump. Taking a shit.
I'll be right back. I have to make a dook deposit.

I was in the bathroom for a while. I had to make a dook deposit.
by johnnydook19 June 10, 2011
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Nut Deposit

A “Nut Deposit” is a slang term I made the fuck up, in truth it is simply the sexual organ found on a female called the vagina, either that or the process of ejaculating all of your micro babies into her uterus is also a Nut Deposit.
“I enjoyed giving you a Nut Deposit, Stacy.”
by Delta-Ass March 8, 2025
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Houston Deposit

The charitable donation of some brown steaming goodness to the city of Houston's drinking water.

A popular term among the FC Dallas supporters group, the Dallas Beer Guardians, at the expense of the halfwits who had to steal the San Jose Earthquakes just to find 11 morons with no better option than to play in the humid smoggy carbuncle. The phrase stems from the fact that the majority of Houston's water supply comes in the form of reused wastewater from the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. Residents of Inbredia have, as Texas State University professor Andy Sansom says, “been drinking Dallas’ crap for decades.”
"I'll be back in five, I need to go make a Houston Deposit."
by Blue Army December 4, 2014
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Double deposit

When a girl is taking a shit and sucking your dick at the same time. A reverse blumpkin really.
"Dude she was so drunk last night she did a double deposit behind McDonald's dumpster"
by Dianewhitson May 27, 2015
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Liberty Deposit

A secret gun safe with enough guns to survive an apocalypse, and enough guns so you can preserve democracy
Mike: Hey, john, lets make a liberty deposit! John: Alright.
by lmaokk April 8, 2018
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