I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated
by V falls December 29, 2024
by Milkacows_Mom August 26, 2009
The act of discarding personal effects after a night of drinking. Example: emptying your pockets in a rememberable place of contents such as: wallet, cellular telephone, house keys, wrist-watch & I.D.
A gentleman deposit is emptying your pockets in a rememberable place of contents such as: wallet, cellular telephone, house keys, wrist-watch & I.D.
by Adam Bankovap June 01, 2007
"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."
by zerk August 25, 2018
Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.
Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
The load of love-juice that a male "invests" into a female's love-tunnel (or her mouth, depending on "how far they're going" at the time) from his stiff taut "dispensing-spout".
I always ask a gal if she's in danger of getting preggo before I make any derect deposits into her "downstairs ATM".
by QuacksO February 01, 2019
The charitable donation of some brown steaming goodness to the city of Houston's drinking water.
A popular term among the FC Dallas supporters group, the Dallas Beer Guardians, at the expense of the halfwits who had to steal the San Jose Earthquakes just to find 11 morons with no better option than to play in the humid smoggy carbuncle. The phrase stems from the fact that the majority of Houston's water supply comes in the form of reused wastewater from the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. Residents of Inbredia have, as Texas State University professor Andy Sansom says, “been drinking Dallas’ crap for decades.”
A popular term among the FC Dallas supporters group, the Dallas Beer Guardians, at the expense of the halfwits who had to steal the San Jose Earthquakes just to find 11 morons with no better option than to play in the humid smoggy carbuncle. The phrase stems from the fact that the majority of Houston's water supply comes in the form of reused wastewater from the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. Residents of Inbredia have, as Texas State University professor Andy Sansom says, “been drinking Dallas’ crap for decades.”
by Blue Army December 04, 2014