rockstar freddy: please deposit five coins
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*
by Dee Afton December 23, 2023
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A "Toxic Deposit" is the HIV laden ejaculate or "cum shot" that is associated with "Bug chasing" and "gift giving" specifically for the intentional transmission of HIV.
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by Unknowniremain15 November 22, 2021
Get the Deposit mug.The insertion of insulating foam inside one's anus during intercourse, also known as Peanut Packing.
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by Caribbean DCUO March 12, 2021
Get the Deposits mug.A person pretending to be a certified shorthand reporter/stenographer/court reporter. They have no education, skills, or abilities to type. They are not qualified to even scope a transcript. They push a button to record what is going on in the room. All attorneys and witnesses think this person is qualified because they pretend to be. They are not qualified to do anything. They cannot read back. They cannot produce a transcript. They cannot type. After the legal proceedings, they outsource the audio tape to India or China and have someone whose second or third language is actually English to transcribe it. However, because they are secretly fooling everyone, they charge the price of an educated, accurate, real shorthand reporter. It is very much questionable whether the transcripts produced are legally certified and can be used to impeach witnesses at trial.
Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
by anonymous December 5, 2024
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