Demotion

something that Titan always gets.

oh look at titan he masspinged again, that's a 3 week demotion now

by ItstheTitan May 5, 2022

Demolitia

Demolitia is the term used to describe an unstoppable army of gun-crazed individuals led by Matt Carriker, the creator of Demolition Ranch. this word derives from the combination of demolition and militia.

Beware the power of the Demolitia!

by DIYE June 4, 2022

Demolicious

When demolition is so good it becomes delicious.

'did you see that building get knocked down'.
'Yes it was sooo demolicious'.

by DJII June 5, 2022

deposition

Adding something

The wood is deposition by water

by 459395 April 4, 2023

Desolution

The desire for an experience to last longer but confident in the realization that if it did last longer, it wouldn't be as perfect of an experience as it has been thus far. Ultimately leaving you with a bittersweet feeling of contentment.

I had a sense of desolution at the end of my cross country road trip. I didn't want it to end, but I knew that I had to get back to reality. I'm just happy I had the experience.

by Shadowhawk922 November 1, 2023

devolution

A species consciously choosing to make itself extinct by actions which stop it from reproduction.

The human race is in a process of devolution through removing the ability and willingness to reproduce.

by Tired old man February 29, 2024

deposition officer

A person pretending to be a certified shorthand reporter/stenographer/court reporter. They have no education, skills, or abilities to type. They are not qualified to even scope a transcript. They push a button to record what is going on in the room. All attorneys and witnesses think this person is qualified because they pretend to be. They are not qualified to do anything. They cannot read back. They cannot produce a transcript. They cannot type. After the legal proceedings, they outsource the audio tape to India or China and have someone whose second or third language is actually English to transcribe it. However, because they are secretly fooling everyone, they charge the price of an educated, accurate, real shorthand reporter. It is very much questionable whether the transcripts produced are legally certified and can be used to impeach witnesses at trial.

Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?

No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me

by anonymous December 5, 2024