poop deli

it’s the poop deli

person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”

by ball.sucker February 20, 2024

Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds

walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today

by Afedbd January 07, 2024

Deli Delight

Using a piece of deli meat to jack off with.

Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.

by Eye Glass Pimp January 05, 2021

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences

I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight

by B-word January 11, 2024

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail

I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.

by B-word January 11, 2024

Four way Deli

A girl ir guy who provides a number of services

She is a four way deli. Everyone and everything setved.

by Paulie Lem October 06, 2023

Deli Tray

This is an act where a stripper, after working up quite a sweat on stage, uses her hand to wipe the crotch sweat off her pussy, then wipes her hand over a man's mouth and nose area. The name is derived from the smell of hot roast beef that the man can't get out of his nostrils for days on end.

Some guy was throwing quarters at her, so Jasmine gave him a deli tray. The guy left in a huff.

by Fausto Bernstein November 11, 2013