Creamy deluxe

When you don’t wash your cum (vibe) from the tip of your cock and go to sleep, the next morning your cock has a surplus of Creamy deluxe

I just got head from this girl again and gave her the creme delox xxl sauce nutter butter face cream smegsmell cottage cheese rancyyydancy cunt creamy deluxe

by Cum viber October 15, 2021

Trump Delusion Syndrome

When someone is so blindly supportive of lying politicians like Donald Trump that anything they do is automatically good or part of some greater plan no matter how bad it is or how often he lies about it or changes his position on it. They can no longer tell right from wrong, fact from fiction or puppet from patriot. Eventually they become so delusional they say things that are totally deranged

Normal person: Did you hear Trump handed over our nuclear codes to Putin?
Delusional person: That is a good thing
Normal person: How is that a good thing?
Delusional person: I don't know but if a lying politician like Trump did it then it must good
Normal person: You better see a Doctor, you have Trump Delusion Syndrome (TDS) so bad you've become deranged.

by American-Patriot July 21, 2018

Facebook Sense of Entitlement Delusion

A user of Facebook who becomes irrationally irritated when certain details of one of their Facebook Friend's accounts is not visible to them. Often a bizarre, almost arrogant sense of self-entitlement leads from at first a general feeling of being perturbed, to an outright delusional belief in the their right to have access to whatever information they want. This is often an affliction of Facebook users who have not yet come to terms with the fact that privacy settings are in fact a personal prerogative, not an obligation. It is also usually coupled with the arrogant belief that everyone should use Facebook the way they do, usually for the self-promoting purposes they are comfortable with, as though different peoples' preferences and reasons for using social networking are irrelevant. The delusion is itself not often a problem, but if the delusion persists, it can manifest in aggressive behaviour, harassment, and unexpected general rudeness.

Katie got so mad at me, and sent me a really rude blunt message when she found out she couldn't write on my stupid Facebook wall! I hardly know her ... who does she think she is? I think she has Facebook Sense of Entitlement Delusion or something.

by urbandictionologist May 29, 2010

upper decker delux (dry)

the act of taking a dump in the tank of the toilet, AFTER disconnecting the chain AND draining the water. with the hope of drying the shitlog to the bottom of tank,guts and or the float.

my budy forgot my cake on my b-day, so i left one "caked" on his! twas the ol' upper decker delux (dry) f***tard

by jay and nick October 26, 2006

delude

To Lie to ya fuckin' self
Also see, "Pipedreams"

Richie: Dad, if i keep on this budget, I see that I could afford a lamborghini countach LP500
Dad: Don't Delude yourself idiot!

by Rich P. May 9, 2005

skuxx deluxxe

someone who is skuxx to the point of being deluxxe at it. "AC"

That guy is Skuxx Deluxxe. "AC"

by Boomer199999 October 7, 2010

delusional bitch

A female who thinks people are worried about her but in reality ain't nobody give a fuck

Girl #1 thinks that Girl #2 is worried about her but in reality girl #2 ain't give a fuck about the ugly bitch ! Girl #1 is a delusional bitch

by lolgirlygirl July 17, 2016