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Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024
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Retardation devastation

When a retarded person seeks to have intercourse starts to go into a unrollable state of eroticism that any women in the retards wake will be left devastated and infected by the sheer force of the retards sexual arousal. If infected will proceed to preform an "alabama hot pocket" Must be of the LGBTQ+ community.
The sped was on trial for committing "Retardation Devastation".
by Goatbuy March 7, 2024
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Immaculate Defecation

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.
Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.
by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025
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John Deforestation

John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.
Carly Deforestation: “hey, im related to john deforestation!”
Joshua: “No youre not! Hes a myth!”
by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025
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Social Deforestation

n. The systematic exploitation of friend groups through repeated grifts (emotional manipulation, cash requests, GoFundMes, and small-scale scams) until the group’s resources and patience are fully depleted.
Sally has no friends left in Chicago because she burned through every social circle with nonstop asks for money, favors, and GoFundMes. Her social deforestation finally forced her to relocate to San Francisco.
by Yoyogilly November 14, 2025
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Roving degustation

One night, a group of friends, the classic dilemma of selecting a dinner venue. Why pick one, when you can try them all. Like a pub crawl but food.
Maree: How about restaurant Soi, or Gilded Boy, or Thai Kin?
Jim: They all sound good, but maybe just one.
Maree: Not a roving degustation??!
Jim: That would be adventurous!
by Captain Chesca November 21, 2025
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