defeathertise

to pluck

Please don't defeathertise my pet chicken.

by CC Bunnie October 18, 2008

defectified

When a food is non- edible because of being touched by another food

I don't wanna eat the rest of my food, its defectified!

by mauiismydog April 15, 2009

Defectivated

To be made defective through human intervention. Having broken an otherwise functioning device by tampering with its inner workings.

The un-knowledgeable computer tech went and "defectivated" my computer.

by Camphonic October 4, 2012

defectomancy

The art of becoming so conversant in the bugs of a commercial software platform that you are able to achieve desired functionality by exploiting said bugs. The defectomancer's weapon of choice is the Cludge. Her abilities are enhanced when operating in under-patched environments lacking official vendor support. She can easily be countered by employing the tactics of intelligent software acquisition and management. Despite these weaknesses the defectomancer has made enterprise domains her natural habitat.

Using her skills in defectomancy, Sally saved an invalid value to an inexplicably non-nullable date field so that it would display N/A instead of an arbitrary date when no date was to be entered in that field.

by Pidd December 19, 2013

Defeatoh's

A packet of imaginary snacks you hand to a loser after they have lost a game or argument.

Defeatoh's can be served to any kind of loser.

Eat your packet of defeatoh's Susan you loser.

Enjoying your defeatoh's Jan?

by Devinemandy March 17, 2019

defeated

failure when u couldnt open the cookie jar in your attic and u got an F- on all your tests for the last 16 years

man, JackSucksAtlife got defeated yesterday.

by fbbdkbokdkboko May 18, 2020

defective thomas

an very clueless thomas which doesnt know what hes doing

"hey defective thomas! What are you doing?! Im eating the wall"

by mamathomas November 30, 2021