A crappy piece of software that should no longer be used but has been left around for backside compatibility. A portmanteau of defecate and deprecated.
Internet Explorer 6 was defrecated years ago.
I can't believe people are still using that defrecated Twitter API.
I can't believe people are still using that defrecated Twitter API.
by Lesbrarian September 17, 2010
Get the defrecated mug.The term a lawyer mistakenly uses at the end of a defamation lawsuit. The defendant is usually confused an gets off scot-free
Lawyer: This man has defecated my client!
Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison!
Defendant: Yesssssssss!
Plaintiff: wtf man?!
Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.
Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison!
Defendant: Yesssssssss!
Plaintiff: wtf man?!
Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.
by President Palin :( August 3, 2010
Get the Defecate mug.In the IT industry, the act of having two defects submitted for the same issue by the same person. (see Burbaged)
In what seemed to be an almost deliberate oversight, she double-defected me for the same green check mark issue!
by maritimeseven August 24, 2006
Get the double-defected mug."Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?"
"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."
"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."
by abritishbank February 3, 2012
Get the defecately mug.Not to be confused with self-deprecating humor, self-defecating humor is NOT funny. A joke that bombs like a dump of crap.
Example: A joke about your own foibles that stinks!
Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)
Too much information, Dude!
Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)
Too much information, Dude!
by sizcruz January 22, 2010
Get the SELF-DEFECATING HUMOR mug.To defecate or vomit so violently (such as when one has explosive diarrhea) that the entire bowl and even the underside of the toilet seat is bespeckled or coated with the expelled material. This action renders even the flushed commode unfit for use until janitorial services are rendered.
A: I wouldn't go in there. That old potato salad made me so sick!
B: Oh man, you didn't desecrate the throne did you?
A: Let's just say I'd find another stall if I were you.
B: Oh man, you didn't desecrate the throne did you?
A: Let's just say I'd find another stall if I were you.
by Once Padawan now the Master June 24, 2007
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Did you see that blacks-n-blondes all anal film? It was nothing but reverse defecation. Don't be coonfusing that with reverse discrimination.
by Ed123$%^ June 20, 2009
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