default crush

the person you crush on and come back to everytime you move on from someone else.

Yeah, he's my default crush. I've always liked him, anyway.

by ttealings January 17, 2022

dude by default

A general rule applied to any androgynous person or character. Often used in relation to emasculate emos and goths. The rule states that if one cannot determine the individual's gender within 5 seconds, the person in question is automatically a man, or dude.

I always thought Justin Bieber was actually a chick, but then I applied the dude by default rule.

by Lacedaemonius October 30, 2010

when you're this cool, you don't bother with the details

You're just too cool to bother with any details of anything.
And surpass the level of 'Epic coolness'

This line CANNOT be said. Unless you strike a cool pose right after.

Mother: Sweetie, you have weird rocker friends.
Daughter: I'm not a rocker!
Mother: ...Sorry. You have weird goth friends.
Daughter: I'm not goth!
Mother: Then what are you?!
Daughter: Mom! When you're this cool, You don't bother with the details. ;D

by Ashley ;D June 18, 2008

lesbian by default

Women who choose to live their lives with other women as companions because they cannot get along with men in any other way but sexually.

Mandy finds sex with men more satisfying than with women but lives as a lesbian by default because outside of the bedroom, she can't find anything she likes or has in common with males.

by wringer February 14, 2008

derailed

one who gets plowed like a piece of land; one who gets laid the fuck out, one who gets bombed by sharif

Holy shit dunne just got derailed and broke his wrist.

WOW, Pauly Tess just got derailed.

HOTDIGGITYDOG, Stup just got lined up and defuckinrailed.

Wilferd Brimley here, If you or someone you know has dyabeetus and got derailed call Liberty Medical now.

Maxx=derailed.

by Wilferd April 22, 2010

defaultation

Defaultation basically translates into, "Duh, it's a known fact. Default. Obvious?"

a) Used when an observation is brought up that is
either so obvious that it was stupid to even bring up
or b) Used when wanting to affirm the fact brought up--in this case, used as a compliment or an insult. An exaggeration, either way.

Corresponding to...

a) Jon: I am a boy
Maria: Defaultation.

b)Maria: I'm cool
Jon: Defaultation.

by gabrilove November 14, 2006

Defile

Polite way of saying you committed a sexual act on or with something

Defiled a cathedral playground last night, best part was when I came inside her and the cops rolled by

I'm not inviting Jim back, last time he defiled my couch with my sister

by sudeonime September 24, 2011