Def Leppard

A fairly effeminate feathered hair British band that created a handful of pretty listenable rock songs, overproduced out the ass until they aren't as lame or glammed out. Most people who like this band are annoying women who are trying too hard to be cool. Most people who hate the band don't listen to much outside of either Slayer or on the other end of the musical spectrum some kind of other pop swill like Donna Summer/KC and the Sunshine band.

by Deaf Lep-urd September 2, 2003

DEF HOE

Deliberiatly Exquisite Future House On Equator

Aline was trying to figure out what here DEF HOE will be.

by Sexy Panda Bear October 8, 2010

Def Poetry Jam

The corniest bit of horseshit ever recorded. Although intended to conjure up emotions such as pride, self-worth and a sense that you can change the world and all you've got to do is write some 3rd grade level smoking pile of crap about hookers, crackheads and welfare checks. In any person who truly "keeps it real", all it does in create a superiority complex over the asshole thats on stage rhyming, closing his eyes and jiving his or her hands just like the asshole who just left the stage (aka, sociopathic behavior. Or used car salesman tactics if you like. How could this guy not be sincere, don't you see the raw emotion in his wincing brow and clinched fist?). Also gives you an inkling to change the channel out of sheer embarrassment.

Typical ass: Did you watch the Def Poetry Jam last night?

Guy who's afraid to seem unhip to a typical yuppy: Yeah, it was great!

by Todd Hilliard February 7, 2009

Def Jam

If you see a girl but she is with another person Def Jam is to knock the guy out and to get your girl.

"Dude that chick is too hot for that jerk Def Jam him."

by Jay sin August 3, 2007

DEF Aparatus

DEF Aparatus (For gettin ur drink on.... fast)

"Lemme get a burr right quick."
"Na, fuck that, just hit up that DEF Apuratus."

by Z-Niggas December 6, 2003

Def Jam

Originated in the 90's. Made by a poet/rapper named Mos Def. Def means Definate which was first used by Run-DMC. Around the 90's there was Def Jam, a company that influenced Rap, Comedy and many other things. Also a video game featuring people signed on the Def Jam label.

"Hey you get that new Def Jam video?"

"I can't beat Def Jam! Ahhhhhhh"

by Jing Cisco April 2, 2005

Def Leapord

One of the best metal bands ever.

The Def Leapord concert was great!

by Bomb France September 15, 2003