deez nuts

1. To punk out a friend (or fellow military buddy)
2. To grab one's "package" to emphasize a point

Person A: Have you talked to Sergeant Botha?
Person B: Sergeant Botha?
Person A: Botha deez nuts in your mouth, biatch!

Person A: Where is Captain Dees?
Person B: Captain Dees?
Person A: Deez nuts in your mouth!

Person A: Have you seen Phillip?
Person B: Phillip who?
Person A: Phillip on deez nuts!

by The Grizzle November 11, 2008

DEEZE NUTS

ha got em'

"do you know dee"
"dee who"

"deeze nuts...ha got em"

by yungflojo April 19, 2015

yankin deez

THE best pker in runescape he will own you until u cry for ur mother

OMFG yankin deez pwned me and pked my partyhat im going to report him to jagex for owning me

by yankin deez November 8, 2007

Deez Ligma

When you are an idiot that tries to Deez nuts a person and make lig der ballz

YOOO, Joe Deez Ligma Joe: Saim BRAO

by Shebsei September 17, 2021

Deez Biden

Joe Biden's wife. Old name was Deez Nuts before marriage.

Deez Biden is heartbroken after Gurjaap stole her husband

by DeezBiden May 22, 2022

Sugondese deez

Your gay

I eat sugondese deez kids.
I love sugondese deez turtles.

by Ur dad who got no milk April 30, 2022

deez nutz

The only accceptable definition is my balls

Ex. 1
JZ: Do you want two CDs?
DG: What two CDs?
JZ: To SEE DEEZ NUTZ!

Ex. 2
Ralph: Hey, how are you?
DG: Good, you?
Ralph: DEEZ NUTZ
(notice the obscurity and seemingly irrelevent use of the term by Ralph, this is fairly typical for Ralph)

by Team Queens December 14, 2008