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deer penis

A deer penis is a 12 inch dick๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ†
Frank: Hey bro I have a deer penis

Jentson: TMI bro but good for u I guess
by Frank_block77 April 25, 2016
mugGet the deer penismug.

Deer Ankles

"Yo you want sum from burger king gang? Hell nah nigga ion eat that shit taste like deer ankles"
by anonymous March 27, 2023
mugGet the Deer Anklesmug.

Deer drunk

When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.
Did you see that deer drunk slide across the pavement and run away bleeding?!
by alwaysreamin November 30, 2015
mugGet the Deer drunkmug.

deer biscuit

A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.
"ay Tony! you got any of them deer biscuits left!?"
by Possum Kicker August 3, 2017
mugGet the deer biscuitmug.

Deer Cake

When someone exhales their vape into a bottle of vodka and makes the vodka bottle smokey. The end result is deer cake
Aidan made the best deer cake for allie when he exhaled his lemon ice puff par into the smirnoff bottle.
by Gohawks14 November 21, 2022
mugGet the Deer Cakemug.

Deer-Fucker

An eastern european truck driver who rescues a deer only to have sexual intercourse with it, while using mud as lube
I just saw this baby deer by the road and fucked he shit out of it... I'm such a Deer-Fucker
by Backspace123 July 31, 2016
mugGet the Deer-Fuckermug.

demon deer

A ghost-like haunting deer that are usually located in local parks. Many a teen have gone to the park late at night in order to tackle down this creature. They are known for their bizarre cry, "queal".
Dude, we're going demon deer tackling!
by Miao December 3, 2006
mugGet the demon deermug.

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