ded squad

If ur dad destroys ur anal cavity

Me and my father attended high tea then participated in a satisfactory ded squad

by BASE DEFENCE January 20, 2018

Ded Tired

So painfully tired that it physically hurts to wake up or be awake.

I tried to get up this morning, but i was ded tired.

by Topfoxus April 8, 2021

ded

When you're tired, humoured or pretty much screwed.

*yeets dad's car keys out the window* Oh boy I'm ded

by itsyagoy December 27, 2018

ded in the bed

when youre absolutly so shook there is no other way to discribe youre emotions

girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed

by flexinonyomain March 9, 2018