deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.

That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!

by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017

Deceptionomics

The study of the nature, grammatics, presentational parameters, and metrics of purposely deceptive online headlines, graphics, and other engineered messages intended principally to mislead the viewer into clicking online links that benefit the deceptor financially, politically, or socially.

The deceptionomics of that website doesn't allow it to permit an iota of truth to emerge.

Deceptionomically, it wouldn't make sense for the candidate to concede the truth of even a part of the allegations.

by Azusakimball September 14, 2018

Dialeptic

What you call your friend who has Type 1 diabetes and epilepsy

Danielle you are such a dialeptic you need to see a doctor now

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN October 29, 2022

Depth Deception

When schools/ classes tell you that you will need to know specific things about a topic in order to succeed in later courses or higher education. In reality, this information is too specific to be used outside of the classroom.

DAYUM! This genetics reading is full of depth deception. I honestly don't think we're ever going to use this ever again.

by ASDFneurosci September 27, 2011

Choco-Deception

A game, played by 3 or more people, involving a box of mixed chocolates, where one piece has been replaced by a chocolate covered turd. Each player takes one chocolate every round. The object of the game is to eat as many chocolates as possible without getting the turd.

Dude, last night me and the squad were playing Choco-Deception, and I ate the ass nugget.

by The Urban Outfitter March 1, 2019

Cunt Deception

contraception - decieveing ones cunt

Before we have sex, do you have any cunt deception such as the pill, the coil or the plan-b

by le pixel July 20, 2020

oak grove deception

The act of talking a big game and then backing out at the last minute. This phrase often involves a week of bullshit leading up to a road trip. On the road trip the guilty party, despite saying all week that they were going out to drink, decides to stay at the hotel and order pizza

Matt: Alright the road trip is finally here! Joel, are you ready to get fucked up!!!

Joel: Hell Yeah!!!

Ross: Hey Joel we are leaving in 5 minutes!

Joel: I'm just gonna stay in and eat pizza instead.

Matt: Typical Oak Grove deception! I bet you're great at Pokemon!

Joel: I'm a super high level! Y'all wish y'all could beat me in Pokemon!

Gantt: Gayyyyyy

by SanAntonio December 24, 2013