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Charles Darwin

Proved evolution among life forms; and humans as visibly derivative of apes.
Charles Darwin came up with the term "natural selection".
by Lord-Cypher December 16, 2017
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social darwinism

The belief that since anyone is capable of having children, society is not evolving. Social darwinists believe that anyone who's genes do not contribute to the well being of society should be sterilized.
Not allowing retards to have children is social darwinism
by phili January 15, 2004
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dearling

1. A young dear
2. A young person who is dear to the speaker
The dearling scampered away quickly as the hunter approached with his shotgun.

Oh my dearling, we shall take you to the movies tomorrow.
by Nate Camus October 9, 2005
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Darwin

A gorgeous asshole that makes a girls feel like an angel and then stabs ice picks through their chest and kills their souls. Very hot and pretty and perfect and fjgnwjnlnsk. They are great boyfriends and aren't the brightest crayons in the box at times. The also have a strange obsession with death and hell and piles of dead babies. Good friends and awkward around exes. Die bitch.
OMG DID YOU KNOW BECKY COMMITTED SUICIDE?!

Yeah, it's cuz that Darwin broke up with her. Asshole -_-
by ILBVB4L January 6, 2013
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Social Darwinism

A widely circulated belief that human evolution will sort itself through the actions or inactions of stupid individuals eliminating themselves from the gene pool. Mean while the prude, wise actions of society as a whole cause them to adapt, survive and evolve.

The idea is very similiar to the so called, "Darwin Awards" where people get awarded for doing stupid actions that eliminate them from the genetic pool. 1000 ways to die as seen on Spike TV is a really good example of this at work.
A guy is speeding around in traffic while people on the road look on at him thinking what is wrong with that guy? Another knows and he is thinking that's social darwinism at work..he deserves a darwin award
by honestguy87110 July 19, 2009
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Darwin

The most amazing and outstanding man you will ever meet. Darwin will always be there for you even if he gets annoying. He’s such a good wholesome bean and if you ever fuck with him his girlfriend will fuck you up. He is loyal to one girl and one girl only. If he ever hurts you he would never stop apologizing. He has really good humor and he can make you laugh even when your balling your eyes out. If you ever meet a Darwin, never let him go. He will be the best thing to ever happen to you.
(Girl 1;) OMG IS THAT DARWIN?!?!

(Girl 2;) AHHHH IT IS LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL MAN- I WANNA JUST FUCK HIM DISJENSKSKSBSBDIXN *faints*
by Typewriter__ February 11, 2019
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Oral Derwin

Receiving oral sex in a rental vehicle and blowing your load all over the upholstery.
"Dude, don't sit there. That car's been Oral Derwined."
by Beef Weezle April 22, 2005
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