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jesperetic delay

when you're too busy playing snes games to even attend to the 400 users flooding a leet message bored (history is when jesperetto the great could not save the sinking acmlmship from flooding 400 megalitres of oceanwater came over)
Man, that was executed with slight jesperetic delay.
by Suitcase August 21, 2006
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Arthur Delay

The time between someone saying something idiotic and when someone criticizes you for it.
Arthur:So you get athletes foot from watching basketball right?

3 minutes later...

Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?

That was some bad arthur delay.
by Sir Arthur The Stupid March 28, 2011
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Satellite Delay

The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.
Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."
by Max420 April 19, 2011
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Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.
Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?
by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012
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Gay Delay

A period of time by which a person of the LGBT community is consistently late in arriving to scheduled events.
I would have been on time to the LGBT club meeting, but I have awful gay delay.
by spatial_angel September 9, 2014
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Pineapple Delay

When you're having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, you stop and as soon as she ask's why you stopped you hit her over the head with a pineapple.
Dude I pulled the Pineapple delay against Michelle last night.
by killerbee4747 August 9, 2016
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day delay

Where you're not sore the day after working out, but two days later.

Lifting takes 2 days to feel the soreness
Man, my legs are sore as hell. I got hit by that day delay today.

Day delay is always the worst pain.
by King_of_Okay May 11, 2016
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