when you're too busy playing snes games to even attend to the 400 users flooding a leet message bored (history is when jesperetto the great could not save the sinking acmlmship from flooding 400 megalitres of oceanwater came over)
by Suitcase August 21, 2006
Get the jesperetic delay mug.Arthur:So you get athletes foot from watching basketball right?
3 minutes later...
Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?
That was some bad arthur delay.
3 minutes later...
Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?
That was some bad arthur delay.
by Sir Arthur The Stupid March 28, 2011
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The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.
Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."
by Max420 April 19, 2011
Get the Satellite Delay mug.The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.
Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?
by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012
Get the Relationship delay mug.A period of time by which a person of the LGBT community is consistently late in arriving to scheduled events.
by spatial_angel September 9, 2014
Get the Gay Delay mug.When you're having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, you stop and as soon as she ask's why you stopped you hit her over the head with a pineapple.
by killerbee4747 August 9, 2016
Get the Pineapple Delay mug.Where you're not sore the day after working out, but two days later.
Lifting takes 2 days to feel the soreness
Lifting takes 2 days to feel the soreness
Man, my legs are sore as hell. I got hit by that day delay today.
Day delay is always the worst pain.
Day delay is always the worst pain.
by King_of_Okay May 11, 2016
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