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dailykos

A "progressive" political blog that is perhaps the best example of liberal mob-mentality that can be found on the internet.
"Dude, I posted on dailykos and they banned me. I don't get it. What's a Switters, anyway?"
by FieldingBandolier February 27, 2007
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Visayan Daily Star

An "English"-language newspaper published in Bacolod city, in the Visayan region of the Philippines.
Has been in circulation for several decades but interestingly, the quality of writing has stayed at the 3rd grade level. However, the tabloid journalism and idiotic reporting makes for an occasional good laugh.

Currently, the paper is used as the mouthpiece of the city's colorfuldouche bag mayor, Evelio Leonardia, who is renowned for being Bacolod's first mayor to wear a dirty sanchez proudly.
Me: Honey I need more toilet paper.
Chrysee: Here's the Visayan Daily Star, dear!
Me: Thanks!
by naknumm September 7, 2007
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DailyMailitus

DailyMailitus - A common disease which is endemic amongst the middle-classes of England, mainly infecting housewives and is normally caused by reading and believing what's published in the Daily Mail newspaper (the disease can also be contracted by coming into close contact with an infected person(s)).
Symptoms of the illness usually include some or all of the following; Heightened levels of ignorance, a total lack of tolerance towards foreigners, an inclination to blame everything on immigrants, negative views how the country is being run and a tendency to sensationalise fairly unimportant issues.

In order to cure DailMailitus the suffer must stop reading the Daily Mail immediately and go on a strict diet of 'the truth' and 'hard facts'
Lady 1 - "Did you hear Sheila at the PTA meeting on Thursday? She was complaining about hoodie-wearing immigrants stealing all the local jobs and causing global warming."

Lady 2 - "Oh not again. The kids went back to school two week's ago so she's had a lot of spare time to catch DailyMailitus"
by Alkebab March 22, 2007
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Dilyn

Hot sweet guy who treats you with the utmost respect. Shy but very affictionate at times. He loves all his girlfriends with all his heart and never gives up on his dreams. He is the type of person were no matter what you can talk to him about anything
You: Dilyn I had just the most horrible day
Dilyn: well what happened

You: People kept calling me bad words and all these other things
by Yeppy December 12, 2013
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daily dirty grind

(dey-lee dur-tee grahynd, IPA: deɪli dɜrti graɪnd)
(ground or grinded)

-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.

Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind

-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.

Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.
Speaker 1: Dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. I daily dirty ground when I made some eggs and bacons. It's so hard, 'cause you can only use one hand!

Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?

If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...

Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.
by notreadyforLenny December 8, 2010
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Daily Bread

Early 1900s slang for a working man's daily salary.
With the amount of daily bread I make, its just enough to support my family.
by Some Guy 343 December 15, 2013
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Daelyn

A fantastic girl who cares to much about other people and bottles up her feelings and doesn’t let her emotions show.
That’s girl is such a Daelyn
by Eatraisinbran June 22, 2019
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