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don’t drop the shoe

*Pressure filled situation*
“Come on Tara, don’t drop the shoe!!!”
*fails*
“Damn Tara, you dropped the shoe.”
by Elpreblo September 22, 2021
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don’t pee january

a month where you don’t pee
oh man i can’t pee because it is in fact don’t pee january
by anikanISblack December 2, 2020
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don’t bug the plug

Have some fucking patience bruh, you’ll know when I know.
Yo my nigga, stop texting dude. You know what they say, “don’t bug the plug.”
by pressnseal April 11, 2020
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Don’t take a picture

Used to convey that the speaker does not want remember the current state they are in.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.
“It’s been a bad day, please don’t take a picture.”
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
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Don’t you listen

He’s great words come from the great man Mathew. What an idiot
This mean Dominic are you good he said this as he jerked off . Don’t you listen to yourself Mathew
by iLife’s Urban dictionary November 5, 2019
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cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

when your wife makes you part of a throuple but you don’t actually get to do anything sexual because it’s the worst throuple ever.
Brandi (whilst plunging her girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)

Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T

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by Shakes and dribbles May 25, 2023
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Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket
So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket
by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019
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