dirk weed

A simple yet confusing way to call someone a dick bag

Uncle John is being such a dirk weed

by C u m b u c k et November 3, 2023

dirk

a person with no father (figure)

He grew up a dirk, so it explains a lot about him.

by dirkwordenjoyer June 2, 2022

dirking out

When you can't hang at a party. Originates from a Derek who had a mental breakdown after ingesting large amounts of Marijuana and Vyvanse. He had too much alcohol and couldn't finish his burger we gave him. So know when someone can't hang we say they are dirking out

Corn was dirking out last weekend bro, he couldn't stop punching walls.

Duck paul just punched me in the face

by Sqag June 30, 2014

Dirk

A dope. I.E. "i hooked up with the biggest dirk at the party."

This dirk I met the other night won't stop texting me.

by MELWISDOM November 23, 2017

Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)

Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"

by DirkaD October 30, 2009

Dirk

Nickname for renowned bassist Geddy Lee from the band "Rush".

You should have seen Dirk's wild bass solo last night

by TheInfoBringer February 23, 2019

The Dirk Special

When a girl takes such a smelly poop that it stinks up a whole mansion.

Ewww megan plopped the dirk special!!!!!

by Yurt Groblau March 6, 2020