Dirk.Diggler.

Dirk.Diggler. is a famous poster mainly on the Cowboys board. He is well-liked and notorious for being the best Cowboys message board poster in the all of the land. Each day he graces the Dallas Cowboys ESPN Message Board with his presence and spreads words of wisdom to many Cowboys Fans worldwide.

Parents want their children to grow up and be just like Diggler.

Diggler owns a few individuals on the Cowboys board. WFrye and Algerald to name a few.

Diggler is also extremely good looking as evidenced by the GQ-like photos he posts of himself on his ESPN profile.

Dirk.Diggler. made WFrye out to look like a complete tool on March the 24th by putting on display his amazing understanding of the salary cap and exposing Frye for the half-wit that he truly is. Frye was royally bitch slapped on this day and has not recovered since.

by anonymous ESPN Poster March 26, 2009

dirk nowitzki

Big dumb German that is seven feet tall but is too scared to post anyone up. He often shoots from the out side making some of his shots unless it’s a big game then he will miss all his shots. This not to mention his lack of defensive skill or heart.

Look at Dirk Nowitzki he is such a great player. Wait till the playoffs he will choke like ever year. I think I see vaginal fluid coming from the back of his shorts

by AdamDub May 18, 2007

dirk steel

the ultimate singer of the greatest band, STEEL. Gavins alter ego in team goodness.

gavins alter ego in team goodness.

by ratt November 16, 2004

Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)

Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"

by DirkaD October 30, 2009

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

Together, they are the "Three Dingos." They are people who enjoy cooking up little bits of things, being together, and codding all day all night.

Dirk
Kurt
Murk
Awesome

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

^^^synonyms

by Shabangola August 1, 2012

dirk moment

When something happens that relates to Jake Paul’s character from Bizaardvark, “Dirk”.

Jake Paul knocks out Ben Askren, “Dirk moment”.

by Cam Hulst April 17, 2021

Dirk giblet

Loose anal skin, flappy rectum syndrome. Excess butthole skin

While doing lunges my dirk giblet slid out from under my thong panties causing extreme discomfort

by Penelope Picklebottom May 8, 2021