Dicktionary

A dictionary that you accidentally drop on your dick.

OH FUCK! I just dropped my dictionary on my dick! Now it’s a DICKTIONARY!

by longporky69 September 28, 2020

Urban Dicktionary

Where you go to look up words when you’re looking up the definitions of words because you’re dumb AND you’re a dick.

“Ah yes, he’s a classic case of needing to use the the urban dicktionary. He must be clueless, and also a massive dick”.

by zoominwoman January 16, 2024

Dicktionary

When you are mad at a dictionary for not showing the correct definition

"Oh god, what kind of dicktionary do you guys have here at school"

by Marwan the great December 15, 2020

The Urban Dicktionary

A place for bored teens go to write down their little minds.

Hey dude my friend went on the Urban Dicktionary avoid her

by Not a Dummy 123456789123456789 February 2, 2021

dicktionary

It's when you find a dictionary boring so you start calling it Dicktionary, so you'd better not say Urban Dicktionary.

Person 1: I hate the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: Stop using it then! Idiot!
Person 3: Or you can call it the Urban Dicktionary, just saying...
Person 1: Lemme think about that...
Person 1 again: Searches up what dick means*
Person 1 yet again: Well, call it the Urban Privatesictionary?
Person 2: What the hell...
Person 3: I guess so!
Person 1: Thanks for the advice!
Person 4: This'll probably not even go on the Urban Dictionary. What if kids use this website?
Person 1: Well, I DON'T CARE! ITS STUPID, ANNOYING, AND I HATE IT!
Person 2: Use my idea then...

by DEFINITION DEFINER DEFINED February 20, 2021

urban dicktionary

the common name for urban dictionary. because its a dick.

"urban dictionary sucks ass"
"haha you mean urban dicktionary"

by alt-Shiga May 10, 2022

urban dicktionary

nsfw version of urban dictionary

A magic stick according to Urban Dicktionary is 'an extremely satisfying stick that the ladies can't go without in bed' i.e. a penis. Smooth.

by WiseWorder September 27, 2022