by Derek Romanyk September 24, 2007
A wife choking cunt-fuddler. Enjoys sex with marsupials, manholes, and other assorted gaping objects.
by Lolzy Cat August 20, 2010
Someone who always blows Off plans with other people because he "forgot" or "made other plans several weeks before we made plans"
1 "hey dude. You wanna chill on Saturday"
2 "sure."
1 (later that week)"aye you still down to chill on Saturday and what time"
2 "yea if I don't go to my friends house that day"
1 "what the fuck Derek"
2 "I made plans with him like 2 weeks before" or "I forgot about our plans. He's on his way to my house rite now so I can't tell him I made plans with you first"
2 "sure."
1 (later that week)"aye you still down to chill on Saturday and what time"
2 "yea if I don't go to my friends house that day"
1 "what the fuck Derek"
2 "I made plans with him like 2 weeks before" or "I forgot about our plans. He's on his way to my house rite now so I can't tell him I made plans with you first"
by 420skater January 01, 2012
by king kong 55 December 16, 2011
A fake ass music producer who says he makes songs then doesnt do shit. He cheats on girls for no reason and then gets butt hurt when they break up with him
by WhyYouDontKnowMe April 14, 2019
Derek has blonde hair that looks like pubes and is a fag and doesn’t know how to shave his balls and is a nazi
Derek your a fag nazi
by ETHAN AKA ICY HOT December 21, 2018
Derek's can not be trusted. They are notorious for lying, cheating and hurting anyone who is foolish enough to care.
by Regrettably July 05, 2011