Deer drunk

When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.

Did you see that deer drunk slide across the pavement and run away bleeding?!

by alwaysreamin November 30, 2015

gay deer

A deer with sexual interests far beyond the normal deer mind.

Deer 1: wanna have sex
Deer 2: no we are the same gender
Deer 1: it's June man grow some balls
*gay deers have sex*

by Gaydeer June 3, 2021

deer penis

A deer penis is a 12 inch dick👌🏽🍆

Frank: Hey bro I have a deer penis

Jentson: TMI bro but good for u I guess

by Frank_block77 April 25, 2016

deer biscuit

A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.

"ay Tony! you got any of them deer biscuits left!?"

by Possum Kicker August 3, 2017

Deer Cake

When someone exhales their vape into a bottle of vodka and makes the vodka bottle smokey. The end result is deer cake

Aidan made the best deer cake for allie when he exhaled his lemon ice puff par into the smirnoff bottle.

by Gohawks14 November 21, 2022

deer killer

a person who tells tall tales and then denies it later when called out about it.

Duck: I rode up next a deer on my atv and jumped on its back and slit its throat and ate it.

Me: No you didn't.

*later that day

Random Person: Hey Duck I heard you killed a dear with your bare hands.

Duck: Dude I never said that, it was Billy.

Random Dude: Deer killer.

by deerkiller December 29, 2007

City Deer

Urban black people who run across the street with no regard to street signs or lights

I hit a city deer and kept on driving, but my windshield is fucked

by johnhardy11 December 19, 2011