One hundred percent of women and all the bearded effeminates slowly replacing the real men of the world. Cooter carriers either can't grow a pair (literally, in the case of females) or had their balls busted during adolescence. Cooter carriers lack manly attributes such as courage, humor, a sense of justice and fair play, and the ability to withstanding pressure in adverse situations. Only real men have these traits.
Their biggest fear is how others will perceive them which constantly keeps them on the edge. That's why all the cooter carriers herd together on Instagram, liking each other's frivolous posts. Because they're too damn scared to live alone. Real men like me never give a fuck what others are thinking about us.
Cooter carriers like to constantly whine, complain, and assail you when they have the numbers to back them up.
If all else fails, they will give you the silent treatment. They started the whole #metoo nonsense framing innocent men for acting on their sexual impulses.
Cooter carriers openly hate us men for being men, but secretly admire our manliness. Why not - manliness is next to Godliness, and so every cooter carrier wants to be just like us. They burn with penis envy. Sorry for you beautiful gals and their unmasculine pals, you're all called pussies for a reason. The Lord created you that way because He is a Man and we real men are the only chosen ones who've been made in His divine image.
Their biggest fear is how others will perceive them which constantly keeps them on the edge. That's why all the cooter carriers herd together on Instagram, liking each other's frivolous posts. Because they're too damn scared to live alone. Real men like me never give a fuck what others are thinking about us.
Cooter carriers like to constantly whine, complain, and assail you when they have the numbers to back them up.
If all else fails, they will give you the silent treatment. They started the whole #metoo nonsense framing innocent men for acting on their sexual impulses.
Cooter carriers openly hate us men for being men, but secretly admire our manliness. Why not - manliness is next to Godliness, and so every cooter carrier wants to be just like us. They burn with penis envy. Sorry for you beautiful gals and their unmasculine pals, you're all called pussies for a reason. The Lord created you that way because He is a Man and we real men are the only chosen ones who've been made in His divine image.
Female Boss, "I told you to get the payment refunded to our client by Friday-end. What happened? He just sent me an angry email threatening to sue our company."
Real Man employee: "Have you seen all the chat messages I left you? I even scanned the 4-page refund letter and converted it to a PDF file. All you had to do was digitally authorize the payment."
Female boss: "Oh,,,,oh. My phone's not working. You should have sent me that in person."
Real Man employee: "I would have if I knew where to find you."
Female boss: "OK...whatever. Be more careful next time."
Real Man employee: "I will. Now get lost you cooter carrier."
Female boss: "What did you just call me?"
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Me: "Wow, that's a hot girl. Damn check the rack on that one. Missionary would be too nice for her. I just want to do her doggy style, put my hands down the front of her cooter, and slowly move my palms to squeeze her tits..."
Bearded Mangina : "Dude, that's not cool. You're doing so much objectifying here. Women are equal to us men in every way. The way you described that person is abominable. You should never demean women but should always esteem and protect them. And 'cooter' - that's such a disrespectful word. What you just did is called sexual harassment. You give the rest of us men a bad name."
Me: "Shut the hell up, you cooter carrier."
Real Man employee: "Have you seen all the chat messages I left you? I even scanned the 4-page refund letter and converted it to a PDF file. All you had to do was digitally authorize the payment."
Female boss: "Oh,,,,oh. My phone's not working. You should have sent me that in person."
Real Man employee: "I would have if I knew where to find you."
Female boss: "OK...whatever. Be more careful next time."
Real Man employee: "I will. Now get lost you cooter carrier."
Female boss: "What did you just call me?"
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Me: "Wow, that's a hot girl. Damn check the rack on that one. Missionary would be too nice for her. I just want to do her doggy style, put my hands down the front of her cooter, and slowly move my palms to squeeze her tits..."
Bearded Mangina : "Dude, that's not cool. You're doing so much objectifying here. Women are equal to us men in every way. The way you described that person is abominable. You should never demean women but should always esteem and protect them. And 'cooter' - that's such a disrespectful word. What you just did is called sexual harassment. You give the rest of us men a bad name."
Me: "Shut the hell up, you cooter carrier."
by Third World Sam March 10, 2023
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An affectionate name said to someone jokingly with a southern, trucker like accent. Usually very loudly and followed typically by laughing and associated with boob slapping.
by Arashi Brief August 14, 2006
Get the Cooter Pie mug.1.) A date where one may acquire a coyote arm.
2.) Usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) A person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.
2.) Usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) A person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.
1.) Person 1: Whoah! What happened to your arm?
Person 2: "I went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date."
2.) Person 1: What happened to you last night?
Person 2: I don't know. I went out, had a few drinks...the last thing I remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. Then this morning I woke up next to this fugly creature...I wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
Person 1: Ah...you had a coyote date.
3.) Person 1: If you have any more drinks, man, I'm gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: "I went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date."
2.) Person 1: What happened to you last night?
Person 2: I don't know. I went out, had a few drinks...the last thing I remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. Then this morning I woke up next to this fugly creature...I wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
Person 1: Ah...you had a coyote date.
3.) Person 1: If you have any more drinks, man, I'm gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
Person 2: ...
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Get the cooter looter mug.This is the sensitive central area of the cheedle (usually 2-3 inches in diameter) that can be greatly stimulated during sexual intercourse. This area is light pink to red depending on the heart rate of the woman. It is also a common place where prostitutes get tattoos depicting sexually suggestive images meant to please the man having intercourse with said prostitute(s).
Rosie: I plan on getting a tattoo on my Cooter Muffaloon. What do you think it should be?
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.
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