When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.
So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.
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You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't
The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".
"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."
"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."
"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
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