Damn Curved

Something that is extremely curved, maybe even too curved. I doubt you will find anything more curved than this, unless you found a ball... or a delightfully amusing piece of lint found under your collection of exceptionally dull blank CDs.

that is one damn curved thingy you got there phil.

by Linse February 22, 2003

the curve

I bent the curve take that dan

hahahahahahahahahaha i fucking hate your hat dan

by Jeff March 4, 2005

curse of curves

MOST amazing song by cute is what we aim for

"Ive got the gift of one liners and youv'e got the curse of curves and with this gift i can pose words in the question that comes forward"~Cute is What we aim for!

by Becca Boo April 18, 2007

Curve cock

When a penis has an unusual curvecurve to it, usually to the left or right!

Dang Winston is such a curve cock! His junk looks like captain hooks hand!

by Sexymandingo February 21, 2017

asian curve

The curve of expectations with regards to schoolwork stereotypically set by someone of asian decent that makes everyone else look bad with relation to effort, commitment, and final product.

"Man, I hate that we only have two weeks to do this project. I hope Cindy doesn't set the asian curve too high so all of our projects don't look like crap in comparison.

by Stang February 12, 2014

Classy Curves

A community on Amino that’s supposed to promote self-love and support for bigger women. However, it’s known for being riddled with thirsty Indian men who fetishize the (primarily underaged) girls on there. They get pissed when you take too long to respond and will spam you. If you’re an underaged teen girl, stay FAR away from this community.

Girl: *Posts a selfie on Classy Curves*
Phone: *23 new notifications on Amino*
Indian man 1: hey bby

Indian man 2: wanna date bby?
Indian man 3: how old r u sexi?? 😍
You get the picture

by Some.Random.Bitch May 22, 2020

Shelton Curve

A bend or curve in a penis that causes difficulty during urination. The Shelton Curve can be genetic or the result of trauma to the shaft of a penis.

I'm sorry I peed on the floor again... my Shelton Curve makes aiming impossible!

His Shelton Curve was so bad he couldn't even put his cock all the way in.

by Lexicunt May 31, 2021