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A high-maintenance woman who generally hates to exercise but in order to try to acquire a party chassis, attends group fitness classes but takes breaks every minute.
When the cupcake showed up 10 minutes late for classes and asked why there were no more weights, Michael showed her to the door, knowing that she would slack off during class anyway because she didn't want to be there.
Cupcake by tricky disco April 29, 2009
LT: Are you going to fire Tammy today?
DH(cupcake): No, I'll give her one more chance.
cupcake by Sluggo August 2, 2004
A girl with muffin-tops that likes to be cummed on.
Person one: look at that girl, She is chubby and loves to get a pearl necklace.

Person two: yeah, She is such a cupcake.
Cupcake by CupcakeKitten29 July 27, 2010
Man-muffin top. A man with excess flab bulging over the sides of his pants, much in the same way a cupcake bulges over its wrapper.
Wow, look at that jogger's cupcake!
cupcake by TheNaughtyProf September 25, 2010
The action where which, gas -usually from the rectum- is cupped in ones hand and released in anothers face. Cupcake.
- *Farts in hand and releases it in front of someones face*
- CUPCAKE!!! hahaha
Cupcake by Ross Walker October 31, 2007
Cupcakes are the currency of asking for anal sex. If someone offers u a sweet sweet cupcake that looks delicious please decline or bend over because that is what they are really asking for.
honey would you like a cupcake? I really want to give my cupcake to you. By the way is you ever bring me cupcakes im reverse cupcaking your ass.
cupcake by Lexa293 August 27, 2008