Cumgun

A msn who shoots cum or at an incredible speed. Most likely to come the girl by cum. In that case, hmu 😏😏😏

Beccky: Wow, when I had sex with my boyfriend last night, his cumgun made me choke, but I swaddled all of it.

Chelsea: HE'S MINE BITCH

by Dickguzzler45 February 23, 2018

cumgun

penis

"she wanted my cumgun"

by therartedguyintheback June 1, 2018

Cumfuckulated

When you think your parter is faking an orgasm, but you are unsure.

You: “You like that baby?”
Partner: “What? Ohhh, yeah that was sooooo good!”

You: “Did you finish?”
Partner: “Mmhhmm..”
You: *I’m so CUMFUCKULATED*

by Ashleigh and Boston February 18, 2019

Cumfuffle

An orgy

Look over there in the graveyard! It's a cumfuffle

by Bocaj Nosredna July 7, 2020

Cumfusion

Cumfusion is an Anatomical Phenomenon that Occurs when Non-Ejaculated Semen Oozes from a Once-Erect Penis & Cures into an Adhesive, thus Bonding or “Fusing” One’s Member to their Inner Thigh, Stomach or Any Other Body Part within a Cock Radius. Cumfusion often Occurs after One Blows a Load & Remains Stationary; in Most Cases the Future Cumfused is Napping, Sleeping it Off or Awaiting Sandwich Preparation or Completion by the Generous Creature that Aided in the Ejaculatory Process, either by: an Ole Fashioned (HJ), Oral Stimulation (BJ), Sex within Various Orifices, etc. Hot Showers Can Quickly Aid the De-Bonding Process & Allow One to Wash the Stanky Off their Hang-Down.

I Hit It, Passed Out, then Woke Up with Major Cumfusion, so I Awkwardly Hobbled to the Shower & Put that Bitch on High Heat...Problem Solved.

by Corp. Clegg May 29, 2021

grizzly cumfuck

Originally a pagan ceremony that involved gratuitous amounts of body hair, testosterone, and anal plundering. It is now best known as the savory brew made almost exclusively from human and animal seamen

Man Blowjohn really needs to take it easy on that Grizzly Cumfuck...

by sexmagic March 12, 2009

Cummunist

A communist country is a country where everything is publicly owned and distributed equally to all citizens. A cummunist country is a country that claims to be communist but has nothing to do with communism

Examples of cummunist countries are most modern day “Marxist” republics, including China, North Korea, and Vietnam.

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy February 19, 2021