cumberjack

A class one sexual fetish move. The male tit-fucks the woman (the sawing action), and before release, yells "timber!" As he ejaculates on her face, he simultaneously poops in her belly button (the log).

I was all ready to cumberjack that chick, but I didn't have to take a poop. What a wasted opportunity.

by OG5 February 9, 2008

Cumberland Gap

A mountain pass near the juncture of Tennessee, Kentucky, and Virginia, popularized by the folk song of the same name. The Cumberland Gap is where neighbors go to drink a little whiskey and take a little nap. You are always fifteen miles from the Cumberland Gap, no matter where you are.

My liver is extremely unhappy with me because of all that moonshine i drank at the Cumberland Gap last week.

by rogueclown January 5, 2010

Cumberland Salute

When a man salutes you with his Cumberland Sausage.

Dude, that homo has his penis out, I think he is giving you the Cumberland Salute.

by CumberlandSalute May 10, 2009

Cumberdale

A sperm filled cucumber

I just had a Cumberdale

by iAdam____ February 4, 2014

Cumbercunt

A lousy fuck , no skills in the bed, a fish fuck, dead inside, nun sex.

" Man I hooked up with Leigh last night, turns out she is a cumbercunt!"

by Batseveryehere October 21, 2016

cumbersnach

When one cums on a cucumber and fucks his/hers lover snack.

I cumbersnached Amy last night

by Smiley_the_demon December 2, 2017

Cumbargoed

When one has been denied of ejaculation - past tense of Cumbargo.

Charlotte cumbargoed her lover for a week before he was allowed to bury his cock inside of her wet cunt lips to cum.

cumbargo cumbanned

by NoBush January 9, 2018