The crumbs of various foodstuffs found when the keyboard is turned upside-down, and shaken or banged on the desk. These usually consists of, but are not limited to: Cheez-its, Doritos, sandwich/bread crumbs, dust and hair.
"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"
by Will_Z September 15, 2005
by givingbackpeace April 23, 2009
A super-sweet dig. Otherwise known as a infectious and rockin tune. A song that can be enjoyed by all hippy-liberal douches.
"I can't wait to see the look on those eikman's faces when they hear this Crunchy Groove ...oh my god, this song is soooo crunchy."
by Divad Remier March 02, 2008
by orbitfighting October 26, 2020
A towel that has been appropriated for the use of post-coital cleanup, generally multiple times prior to being washed.
by ChodeNinja January 26, 2018
this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.
by MintyLeila June 18, 2005