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Crud-apples

Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.
"Crud-apples! I dropped my phone!"
"That was today!? Crud-apples!"
"Crud-apples! It's due tomorrow
by Wh33z3 February 22, 2022
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Con Crud

A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.
I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!
by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
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Crud

To talk bad of someone or talk behind their back.
Bro, I swear that guy was chattin bare crud on my name
by dottyindaride February 6, 2021
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The Crud

A sickness: maybe contagious, probably not. Like the name, it makes you feel like crud. Typically comes around when the seasons change and makes you cruddy
You wanna go to the lake, Jepp?” “Nah man I’m at home I got the crud” “Well dead gum that’s cruddy” “Yeah, I know”
by Wordsyouneverheard September 5, 2022
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Congress Crud

Sickness that you get after or during the all American quarter horse congress
I got the congress crud the first day of congress.
by BIG Mannnnn October 15, 2021
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crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.
Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?
by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021
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Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers April 24, 2018
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