Lip Crud

That flakey goey shit you get on your lip that you scrape off with your thumbnail.

Hey Joey you got some lip crud on your mouth. Mind if I scrape it off for ya?

by Toenail_Enthusiast May 14, 2018

Aw Crud!

A subsitute word for crap. A word that isn't as cursed as crap. Instead of 'crap,' people use 'crud' because they think 'crap' is too effensive. A mad saying of 'crud,' except it's 'Aw Crud.'

Aw Crud! That bossy asshole told me to movie my freakin' car!

by Tim August 16, 2004

creeping crud

military slang for highly contagious virii such as colds, stomach bugs, etc. that leave a person with any debilitating combination of non-stop runny nose, coughing up heavy phlegm, vomiting, diarrhea, extreme muscle weakness/pain, etc. The "creeping" part refers to the fact that it seems to make its way through ALL of the ranks eventually.

It's cold and flu season now, so if you get the Creeping Crud - go on sickcall and make sure doc gives you Quarters, because the rest of us don't want it!

by ab234 May 13, 2009

Boat Crud

1) The disease that one person brings onboard the submarine that infects the entire crew, rendering the boat virtually useless. 2) The combination of all diseases brought onboard by the crew that makes the super-powerful, incurable, mega-disease that everyone gets.

In other news, a new crewmember onboard U.S.S. Underway, as brought boat crud underway. No word yet on how this will affect its upcoming deployment.

by brad the nuke July 1, 2011

helmet crud

When your helmet goes unwashed

Me - 'Hey james croft your helmet stinks'
James - 'yeh ive not washed my helmet for weeks'
Roxxane- 'james wash your helmet crud'

by G_meister November 18, 2019

Holy crudalicious crud crud

The word the popular YouTuber Rusty Dusty Nail says.

Holy crudalicious crud crud this Rusty Dusty Nail vid is trash

by Shreks Husband January 28, 2021

Good crud

Oxymoron.

Definition 1) Used when something is so awful that it's actually good.

Definition 2) When you think something's good but your friend disagrees or vice versa.

Favoured by the ComRads.

1) Bob: "Look at that painting!"
Joe: "Yeah, that's good crud!"

2) Gavin: "Wow, I love life."
Becky: "Really? I hate it!"
Gavin: "Well, let's just agree it's good crud."

by Iron Anne Cash November 14, 2006