crouton

My friend, Matt Campbell.

A 'floating' member of the 'cunt soup' phenomenon that is slowly gripping the UK.

by Rich February 4, 2004

croutons

the act of dissing someone or telling them to get the hell out yo face!

that bitch was talking to me and dissed my cousin ray ray so i said croutons and walked away!

by shabootyfonclaya April 19, 2008

Crouton

N: the seeds from a Cannibus plant

man this shit has a lot of croutons

by Geoffrey May 13, 2005

croutonag

A derogatory term for unattractive online gamers

Bounty is a god damn croutonag.

by Reefie July 21, 2008

crouton suggestion

A really good idea that takes you by surprise.

I didn't expect that crouton suggestion from your Aunt Hildgegard; she seems so out of it.

by sunni9 September 26, 2010

Crontonimo bay

An adjective used to describe incredible potent marijuana. Sometimes used to insinuate that the marijuana is so strong that it may leave you in an unpleasent mental state.

oh shit man i haven't moved from the couch in like 5 hours... that shit was crontonimo bay.

by Dr. Angello Kneebly May 31, 2011

crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 3, 2014