french cries

An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.

Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.

Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.

by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006

The Chive

Would you like to show that you are an average male/female ages 18-30 who finds basic memes created 4 years ago to be absolutely hilarious? Do you enjoy going on a website that everyone within your target audience goes on, and perhaps would you like to purchase a generic t-shirt? Are you okay with female nudity and in fact, promote it? Females, would you like to submit a half-naked picture of yourself on the world wide web, so everyone can see how attractive you look once you have photoshopped the hell out of your picture? Forget sending them to boyfriends or possible love interests, why not post it on a website so that EVERYONE can see your most personal parts and do god-knows-what with it. You'll have a million boys knocking down your door within minutes! And the best part is, it's free! Go on the Chive.com today, and remember, everyone is doing it!

"wow, that guy has a Chive t-shirt, he must be so cool and definitely not a giant douche bag! The Chive is the best website ever. KCCO"

by FavoriteWorstNightmare April 26, 2014

Slade Craven

Being more death metal than an airplane can handle

"Slade Craven filled up Glen Benton's inverted crucifix scar with piss and then lapped it up."

"Slade Craven used a pineapple as a condom when he was fucking Chris Barnes"

"Slade Craven once fisted Crazy Town then rapped 'Forgot about Dre' but changed all the words into Disturbed lyrics. Then shat."

"DevilDriver challenged Slade Craven to a farting competition but Slade Craven followed through right on that fucking guy from Coal Chamber's face."

"Slade Craven gained Kid Rock's trust, then did a poo in his kitchen"

by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009

Civet

An amazing all girl Femme Fatale Punk Rock band from LA. They're almost like the female version of Aiden. =

Members:
Ms. Liza Graves
Suzi Homewrecker
Jacqui Valentine
Roxie Darling

Civet=<3

by Becka Fatale April 23, 2009

Cride

Master or easily overcome an obstacle or a difficult task

He totally crided his exams.
She crides this like it's nothing.

by FabWild September 18, 2017

Cive

A combo of the three words "Can I have..."
Usually heard in public schools from annoying kids constantly asking you for something.

Billy: Hey, Joe, cive a piece of gum?
Joe: No, fuck you.

by Mike davis III March 19, 2007

craven baby

The baby that comes 9 months after the renouned country jamboree at craven, the sex party of saskatchewan.

I'm afraid that i was too drunk at the jamboree and might end up with a craven baby.

by r0yse January 27, 2009