by Killa Coz October 20, 2010
by Ron schlongson May 13, 2019
You shit on a girl's face, no Saran Wrap, once the shit has settled, you ejeculate on the shit to give a nice glisten.
by ChadbroCremeFraiche December 07, 2012
A Creme-Filled Donut is when one to five males ejaculate into a tube sock that has a small hole at the tip of it. Then, taking the tube sock and striking an unsuspecting victim in the face, causing the seman to splatter, resembling someone being hit in the face with a creme-filled donut.
by D.M.S December 05, 2009
by ---V--- June 22, 2011
To cut top off creme egg, scoop out filling, replace with mans milk squeezed out of the backside of a willing participant, replace top of egg and put in freezer until chocolate sets. Wrap back up in foil wrapper. That's how I eat mine!
Would anyone like a cadburys creme smeg?
Hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
That tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)
Hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
That tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)
by Mingaling April 16, 2009
When an "Irish looking" woman performs oral sex on a man until he ejaculates a huge load all over her pale, freckled face.
Kevin once told me a story about this chick (whose name rhymes with pita) that used to blow him. Even though he wasn't into redheads, he couldn't resist the temptation of giving her a hot, sticky boston creme pie.
by Michael Christopher January 16, 2006