creamed my pants

trying to put creamer in your coffee on a bumpy rode and spilling it on your pants instead

i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home

by Smallcreep July 14, 2014

Jew Creamed

A term that discribes the prosseses of super soakin that jewish hoe with some raunhy shit that is also discribed as cum

OMG i just got jew creamed

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

creamed

the terrifying state of extreme drunkenness after playing the drinking game vodka whip cream vodka.

"dude i got so creamed last night"
"what the fuck is wrong with you?"

by whitelightning. April 30, 2011

creamed my undies

When you get a bit excited and then cream your undies.

Dude! that chick was so hot i creamed my undies just looking at her.

by 1outs September 14, 2014

Ice Creamed

When a guy busts on a girl, any part, but mainly the chest or face.

"Hah. Yesterday I ice creamed that girl so bad after she sucked me up"

by DamnIt69 May 11, 2010

creamed strawberry

The act of rubbing the top of a penis with cum and letting your partner (or somebody random) lick it off like a strawberry.

Man. Your girl is always hungry!!!
Yea. That's why I gave her a creamed strawberry to help her hunger.

by SuperDreadnoughtCannonGustav X September 7, 2015

creamed contact

After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.

Next morning bitch put in her creamed contacts!!

by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015