The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "in the closet". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.
Cal: You know, Andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all Friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!
by StaccatoPoet March 1, 2009
Get the in the crawl spacemug. by Donkey Child April 25, 2009
Get the Sex Crawlmug. by wellhungkid March 30, 2014
Get the crab crawlingmug. While in missionary and you’re not sure if she’ll swallow, you quickly slide up to her face and finish in her mouth.
My new girl asked for breakfast in bed, but she’s no good, so I decided she deserved an army crawl instead.
by SarahKelly June 16, 2019
Get the Army crawlmug. Drinking/party trick developed and refined in Deland,FL. Involves two people intertwined, face down, facing 180 degrees apart while crawling, resembling a good ol’ American Alligator.
by One Stale Frito March 11, 2021
Get the Alligator crawlmug. by YungThiccBoi April 2, 2019
Get the Speed Crawlmug. A Pick-up truck modification popular in the 70s and 80s in which the front of the truck was raised to monster truck lengths with the purpose of driving it off-road. Unfortunately, the Hoovers driving it end up not seeing anything on the road, leading the people getting ran over.
by HTgqe April 15, 2022
Get the Lobster Crawlmug.