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USPS Crashed Into My House

The term USPS Crashed Into My House, aka UCIMH is a term most used for when a USPS (United States Postal Service) truck crashes into your home/apartment.
JESUS WHAT THE FUCK USPS CRASHED INTO MY HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.
by DampBongo March 24, 2021
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Hot crossed buns

The sexual act of coming on a females ass and then having another female eat it Hence "Hot CROSSED buns"
Jimmy gave lisa hot crossed buns and tina topped it off
by Mikestehlamest February 9, 2010
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double-crossed

I double-crossed A'kierra last night at the party
by gangraep February 1, 2016
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Burned that bridge when he crossed it

To completely destroy a relationship with a friend or significant other in a single action that benefits yourself.
After Joe squandered his parents fortune on a new camaro without sharing with his brother, he never spoke to Joe again and Joe therefore burned that bridge when he crossed it.
by Jake Gogolinski September 19, 2015
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star crossed lovers

She's a Pisces and he's a Virgo so they are star crossed lovers.
by erwhat? September 8, 2018
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crashed my roflkopter

used to describe something funny that has been overused like saying the same lame-ass joke over and over
Dude...that joke WAS funny until you crashed my roflkopter
by Silvana August 1, 2007
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crasserole

An audaciously bad dish brought to a potluck.
Did you see that pathetic crasserole they showed up with? Yeah, they're just here to mooch.
by psychous March 30, 2012
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