Council face 

A person with a face reminiscent of any British Council Estate. Usually seen wearing a tracksuit and a couple of illegitimate kids. Can also be seen with (Pikey).

Gavin: Hey man do you like Atomic Kitten?
Marvin: No man they're such a bunch of council faces.

Council face by Philip Ross October 7, 2003

Council House 

A form of really, really shite House music - the sort that gets played in sub standard bars and nightclubs, to a crowd of under-achieving individuals. "Council House" also tends to get overlapped on poor quality TV holiday shows when a nightclub scene comes on, or when a group of drunk men and/or women appear.

Kio: Ughhhhhh! What's that HORRIBLE music? My ears want to projectile vomit!!!
Paul: That's "Council House", mate.

Council House by PaulC-SS February 18, 2010

council rock 

council rock is for fucking dorks. council rock kids are ugly, stupid nerds who cant play sports becuase theyre scared to get dity you pussies ill beat you all the fuck up. couoncil rock is for shit heads

if your from council rock come down to north philly and watch what goes down ill beat you the fuck up

council rock by ganksta jim May 3, 2005

council tax 

1.) An unjust tax instilled upon everyone in Britain for no reason whatsoever. (about £1000 for me.)

2.) Unfair

3.) Something for the Daily Mail to rant about

Ah crap, coucil tax has gone up again

council tax by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Council of Nine 

Set to return in the year 2025 ruled by robots and Lord Quang

"In the year 2025 when robots rule"

Council of Nine by Foug March 24, 2003

council eskate 

a council estate that has a few skateboarders living ther or a word to describe a skateboarder that comes from a council estate this word was invented by skateboard pleb

im so council eskate, he's so council eskate, skateboard pleb is council eskate

this estate is turning into a council eskate since skateboard pleb moved here and evryone started copying him and realysed they dont have to be chavs

council eskate by skateboard pleb August 12, 2006

Council Carwash

Being too poor to afford a real carwash from the local hard working benefit cheats, so just waiting for it to rain instead.

Clive: Gona nip down to Barry's handwash and get the motor looking brand spankers

Colin: Just wait for it to rain and save yourself a fiver, have your self a council carwash!

Council Carwash by CliveAlive December 7, 2011