couch trick

a method of using your couch cushions for sex. Take a small plastic sandwich baggy (no ziploc) and coat the inside liberally with personal lubricant. Then take a small towel and soak it in warm to semi-hot water then wring it out. Fold the towel and wrap it around the sandwich baggie with the open end facing out. Stuff the warm towel and baggy between the couch cushions and go for it.

Man I was so horny last night and she wasn't around so I used the couch trick. It was awesome.

by Gips January 14, 2008

Couch stain

The marks left on your face after falling asleep on the couch.

Did you just wake up?
Yeah, why?
I can tell by the couch stains on your face.

by Dizzy15116 June 1, 2014

Couch jumping

Jumping from friend to friend hapily sleeping on their couches. An individual who relys on friends to stay and sleep at. They usually have a home and family to go to but they want to get away. These people are usually very good at begging their friends to do things for them.

"keith is very good at couch jumping, he hasnt been at his house for weeks now."

by ryandoe11 February 22, 2015

low in the couch

When someone has had so much to driink that they are slouched down in the couch very close to pass out phase.

How many drinks have you had? You are seriously low in the couch.

by Chucktowngirl72 September 5, 2012

couch hangover

when one gets up from lying down on the couch, and gets a short term dizziness; headache and disorientation.

After the final last night, i had a crazy couch hangover

by cadenfeldman January 27, 2008

Mad Couch

A description for something or someone that is trash or rubbish; bad looking.

Cool Guy: "Ey man, yo backpack is mad couch"
Unstyled Guy: "Fuck you man"

by You_Have_No_Idea December 11, 2015

couch lock

Being so stoned that you can do nothing but sit on the couch laughing at stoner movies.

"Hey man, we're going to the store to get some munchies, you coming?"
"Huh?"
"Ha, don't even try it, man, he's got couch lock."

by Haddock May 31, 2005