by Anonymous March 22, 2003
when someone doesn't shower and they get a cottage cheese like substance in their foreskin. In other words really fucking nasty
by Fiscal February 19, 2005
The collected bodily fluids of a bromosexual orgy mixed with a local pale ale, usually served while listening to shitty cover bands.
Lets go drink some cottage brew and watch Darryl's band play April Wine songs badly at some dive bar.
by Livefreelordiehard February 28, 2018
A seasonal medical condition that arises on a Monday after or a Friday prior to a nice weekend in the summer in which the reported back pain is directly proportional to the sunniness and temperature outside; results in one’s inability to come to work on the affected Monday or Friday and he/she having a three-day weekend that is likely spent drinking beer on the dock at his/her cottage or cabin while his/her co-workers pick up the slack back at the office.
My co-worker came down with cottage back; it prevented her from coming into work last Friday, and when she came in on Monday, her back was fine, and she also had a tan.
by Mrs. Columbia June 11, 2008
by Ashwin Jevi May 21, 2018
by Simon Fraser October 06, 2008
A think white substance that accumulates in the vaginal area due to uncleanliness. It has the appearance of cottage cheese.
by STD Free March 17, 2008