Console Peasant

Altough originally a joke paired with "pc masterrace"(A meme about how better PC gaming is than console gaming is, although not everyone agrees.) used for someone who plays console. It is now more often used for someone who is a fanboy/girl of Consoles and hates PC gaming and will defend it at any cost and would rather have an argument about console vs PC instead of a friendly debate/discussion. Often stereotyped by making dumb arguments with no evidence. Although many PC gamers don't believe all console gamers are like this, just the fanboys/girls. (sorry for possible bad grammar.)

pc gamer- "I prefer PC because of it perfoms better, more fps ETC."
Typical console peasent- "Well actually the human eye cant see more than 0.69 frames a second! Get out you basement dwelling enlist pc mustard race!"
PC gamer- "I was just trying to discuss gaming platforms.. calm down.. Are you a console peasant mate?"

by Ninjalemur May 11, 2016

Console port

A game that has been primarily developed for consoles and then ported to PC, often lacking standard features like dedicated servers and mod support. However, the games themselves are often dumbed down trash because 99% of console games suck.

Hey bro, did you play the PC demo for Crysis 2?! DirectX 9, no graphical options, and it's a clone of CoD! Fucking console port!

by Chris the nasty PC elitist April 6, 2011

consoltard

To dumb down, simplify or retard for use on a computer games console or the games console audience.

Wow, the new Rainbow Six game "Vegas" has been totally consoltarded.

by Stuart Henderson June 18, 2007

console fanboy

someone who prefers one make of console over all other and slanders the rest

"dude like the playstation is like TOTALLY the BEST console, nintendo and microsoft suck"
*stabs fanboy*

by Grim d February 14, 2005

consolation prize

A prize you win because you lost. Something that losers get so they don't feel too bad about themselves being horrible failures.

Tony: Hey Joe, check out my first place trophy! Can you say 'winner'?

Joe: Hey Tony, check out my Hello Kitty Keychain. Can you say 'consolation prize'?

Tony: ...Loser.

Joe: STFU.

by Laura Mae December 3, 2007

Colson

A bad ass that usually has secrets and always argues with his best friend and likes the cutest girl and is the sexiest and most charming boy you will ever me

I hope Colson can be my bf

by Colson the dude February 7, 2019

console elitist

Someone who doesn't shut the fuck up about console gaming, even when asked to stop. Highly dangerous.

"My friend told won't stop talking about how the PS4 is better than XBOX, even when he KNOWS I'm a PC gamer. He's a Console Elitist and it's beginning to piss me off"

by Tumbleflop November 7, 2017