corned beef legs

The effect that cold has on fat people legs, whereby they go red and blotchy, looking like corned beef.

Fat chav girls wear short skirts without tights for xtra corned beef legs effect.

by Stroppy June 3, 2006

curbed

to embarrass yourself in front of others,in the style of Larry David from Curb your enthusiasm

"did you fuck that sloshpot last night?"
"nah i curbed myself by throwing up when i munched her"

by ollie deezee January 3, 2009

Corber

Common Chav dialect/slang for mate.

This is Fuckin well sweet Corber!

by origin_of_skill January 3, 2006

corned beef

A floppy vagina that is very saggy, and tastes like rotten corn.

why the fuck would you eat corned beef?

by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007

Corned

The process in which one takes a freshly husked corn cob, lubes it up with Vaseline and inserts it into the rectum

Dude I corned yesterday and it was fucking amazing!!

by Joe is weed October 20, 2010

Smoking Corned Beef

1)A phrase of exclamation said other than "holy s**t" or "what the f**k" and so on.

2)Just corned beef that is smoky

3)A big monster man who is made of corned beef, he is famous for his highly expensive cigarettes that he smokes

"Smoking corned beef!, Chewbacka is Luke's father!!??"

"Smoking corned beef!, that turd just ate Chuck Norris!"

"Smoking corned beef!, Gordan's alive!

"Smoking Corned Beef!, Midna is a princess!, screw Zelda shes hot!

"Smoking corned beef!, I can't think of any more examples!

by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008

Corned Bash

Having anal sex after the insertion of a can of corned beef, provides lubrication and a lovely beefy odor.

Jeff: Want to bash the beef?
Joff: Lets use 3 cans this time.
Jeff: I love the smell of hot beef, I cant wait to be Corned Bashed by you!

by Joffy Scoffy September 3, 2014