cockabooby

Term used to describe the downward mood spiral that accompanies the hormonal changes that come with PMS. Usually this mood involves feeling that no one likes you, you don't fit in, you're not good at your job, you're misunderstood by everyone, etc. In other words, you feel like crap.

I went home from work crying the other day because I realized that I suck at my job and no one there likes me. I've never fit in anywhere and I've always been misunderstood by everyone.

(A week or so later): I feel great! My period is finally over! I do a great job and everyone loves me! Hey, all that negative stuff I felt must have just been (the) cockabooby!

by MOChick November 7, 2006

cockagawea

A guy who helps his best friend out by telling him someone that he can definitely hook up with and still have a healthy social reputation. He assist all in the exploration of the female body and is notorious for knowing the nature of women.

Brain: Dude, we have to get you laid tonight.

Kevin: Lead the way, cockagawea.

by Onewhoguidescocks May 2, 2010

Cockafanny

A hilariously unintentionally sexual exclamation with a meaning and use similar to 'outrageous' or 'balderdash'. The term is frequently used whilst one is speaking in a bad snooty british accent.

Guy: But surely you don't have to pay for incoming texts!

Girl: Yep, I do.

Guy: Cockafanny!

by pompous pedantic pontificator November 13, 2010

Cockafucka

Dumbass motherfucker that full of bullshit

Devin is such a cockafucka

by Sawyer Bone January 19, 2017

cockadilopede

A cock with many legs. Walks like a centipede but looks like a cock.

Austin-Was that a moving dildo?
Chance- no it was a cockadilopede
Austin- oh yeah. Don't touch it, you might get the case of itchy dick.

by Ecnahc April 21, 2018

Cockadactale

A large low flying artic bird with a massive dick but amazingly the cold does not affect his shrinkage. His mating call is “bukakke bukakke”

The majestic cockadactale flys gracefully over the artic screaming “bukakke bukakke”

by Cockadactale17 February 2, 2019

cockafart

A man or woman behaving or acting in a stupid manner

Jill’s friends informed her that her husband was down the local acting like a cockafart

by Man on a plane October 18, 2019