vancouver canucks

The team that needs to fire there head coach and reorganize the core players because the FANS DESERVE A STANLEY CUP FOR ONCE.

"Fuck the Vancouver Canucks!" says Billy.
"No fuck you Billy." says Steve

by matthew mcleod April 27, 2006

Canuckistan

Derisive name for Canada, reflecting its anti-American sentiment. Coined by Pat Buchanan on October 31, 2002.

In their quest for a worldwide Caliphate, Islamofascists are using Canuckistan as a staging area for future attacks on America.

With friends like Canuckistan, who needs enemies?

by (I am) John Doe March 19, 2008

Canuck'd

To lose games when originally up 2-0. This refers to the NHL team the Vancouver Canucks, who bring enormous grief to its fans by continually blowing 2-0 leads.

"What the hell man, they had a 2-0 lead going into the second and they blew it!"
"Yeah, they totally canuck'd it."

by Scruffles the dog April 2, 2008

conckleberries

The bits left stuck in and around your rectal hole following a particularly strenuous bowel movement.
These are usually made of a mixture of pieces of unwiped faeces and toilet paper residue.

1. "He really did us over, we need to get revenge."
2. "Let's get him back by collecting loads of conckleberries and pelting him with them!"
1. "Great idea, starting digging!"

by G M4N December 24, 2007

canuckanese

Describing someone born in East Asia and raised in Canada or visa versa.

He's so canuckanese, he eats his maple syrup with chopsticks.

by Damagev2 September 4, 2010

Soviet Canuckistan

The proper name for the nation known as Kanata (ahem, Amerindian) or the more familiar, Canada. The nation to the North of me. With seemingly intelligent people who are total snobs. Well why wouldn't they be snobs? Well, what could be more fun than socialism, homosexuality and pedophilia trains, high crime rates running rampant, evil people, bobsledding, riding moose and maple syrup? :)

Also, the occasional eggnog and butchering of French language. You can't forget the eggnog though.

All the while, having no military but Al-Shabaab to support 'em. Communist Canada is #1 dudes, so why try harder? special snowflake

Yup, Canadians should be darned proud they're better than Americans. Canadians are the best! They invented everything. Best achievements include creating the Chevrolet and Ford, oh wait. Wasn't that Michigan state. Oh well. Other achievements include KISS, Bob Dylan, Mounties, Avril Lavigne, Green Day, Kurt Cobain, Avril Lavigne, Maple Syrup and the defeat of Nazi Germany. :)

Canadian: I just got back from my pedophile homosexual dad whooping me on my ass and touching me. When I woke I had Maple syrup for breakfast and rode Moose to school. Then we got into a knife fight with the other kids and the teachers and I murdered them all! Since guns are banned, I won! I am so cool. A typical day in the life. Yup, socialism and free healthcare. This is the best damned country on Earth. After school I fucked my dead teacher in her ass. What an awesome day.

American: Wow, that's awful. Are you Canadian?

Canadian: Yup. We're better than you fat Americans and are very very humble, my friend. We are #1, baby. So why try harder? Soviet Canuckistan - where dreams come true, we are number one baby! weeehoo. :)

by Abraham's Adversary June 15, 2016

confuck

someone whos fucks everything

OMG BECKY, YOUR SUCK A CONFUCKER!!

by AWESOMEST BRONY February 4, 2012