Conkasa

best ship in AOT no cap

x: "omg i cried when conkasa married in the manga!"
Y: "SAMEEEE"

by Raging_homosexual March 26, 2021

Conker's bad fur day

The most funny game to ever come to N64 and the gaming community as a whole (Goldeneye might be a bit better and just a little bit). It has movie parodies of the following films:-

-Jaws
-Full Metal Jacket
-Terminator (2)
-Matrix
-Alien(s)
-Saving Private Ryan
-Rambo
-Some vampire thingy with Keanu Reeves
-some goodfellas rip off (the wasps....you know what i mean)
-and so many many more

Everyone ((greystation/blackstation 2 that makes some dumb noise)fans)was expecting this to be a Banjo Kazzooie knock off but they got donkey punched

Normal Person:-hey have you ever played Conker's Bad Fur Day on N64 or even Xbox live?

some playstation fan:-its 4 wusses i like GTA because i am a clone and go into a dream like state when i play.......moannnnnnnnnn..

Normal Person:- wow you are very open minded....

by Sharpy69 December 6, 2006

conkers deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, ie. deeply penatrative sex.

"Where's S-Dogg?"
"He went home for the weekend, meeting some girl to get conkers deep"

by ReverandWill February 3, 2007

Conklin

Of or relating to a bad ass from back east. Also see; pimp

You're so Conklin dude you don't even know how Conklin you are.

by Dalzdead May 4, 2009

conkblock

the act of blocking a shot by the goaltender Ty Conklin of the Pittsburgh Penguins or basically....just making saves.

1: did you just see that save?
2: yeah....st. louis just got conkblocked!

by Racheley January 21, 2008

Conker

A British term for the fruit/seed of a horse chestnut tree. Commonly called a chestnut.

Can also refer to the game called 'conkers' played using the chestnuts in which two opponents attempt to shatter the other's conker. The conkers are both suspended on a length of string and the players take turns to swing at the other's. The player with the conker last remaining on its string is the winner.

Young Boy 1: "Ouch man, you hit my finger!"
Young Boy 2: "Well that's the inherent risk of playing conkers my friend. You know what you signed up for!"

by ph4sma September 14, 2011

conker balls

Spikey testicles with regrowth after being shaved

I had sex with Martin and he had a right pair of conker balls

by LeeBeexx January 2, 2017