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crapped in my coffin

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.
- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.
by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005
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pulled a Peter Coffin

Peter Coffin is a youtube comedian or whatever. He kept insulting Xiaxue (Wendy Cheng the blogger) so she did some research.

She kicked his ass.

He retaliated.

She kicked his ass AGAIN. So hard.

And thus, to pull a Peter Coffin is to be a HORRIFIC failure. For more description of how badly he failed, visit Xiaxue's blog.
Yo I didn't study for that test... definitely pulled a Peter Coffin, Langtree is gonna slap me so hard...
by jang.mi April 10, 2011
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overly confident beard guy

a certain species of loser, with vast amounts of self confidence due to the follicles from his beard reaching into his brain and forcing him to act like a tosser.
person: oh hi how are you

overly confident beard guy:oh man like i was reading watchmen and combing my beard, surrounded by hot pussy, me me me me me oh did i mention im really cool zany and original! cali-forn-i- ay here i come!!!

person: oh right anyway im er going over here byeee.
by fahey123 March 30, 2009
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college confidential

An online forum with elitist and nerdy, overachieving students who are constantly worried about whether they will get into a top-ranking school
A (hyped-up) example of a post on a forum in College Confidential:

OP: Hello everyone at College Confidential! My name is SuperAchiever5000. Anyways, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY CHANCES for the Ivies, Duke, NYU, and Washington University in St. Louis?

I have a 4.99 GPA and a perfect SATI, with eight SATIIs (including French, German, Spanish, and Chinese) each at 770 or above. I'm just worried that I'm not special enough. I'm president of the entire freakin school and have volunteered more than 500 hours at the local shelter and pound. I play the piano and the violin. I haven't had that many awards, but I did win the international math competition. Also, one summer I found the cure to AIDs.

Do you think I have a chance to get into my selected schools?

Reply1: You have a shot! Go for it!

Reply 2: I'd say match for the Ivies, match for WUSTL, but high reach for NYU just cuz...

Reply3: No way, Reply2! I'd say OP with those stats will get in anywhere!

OP: Thanks guys for the encouragement! Anyone else? Wish me luck!
by SuperStellarGoGetter February 18, 2010
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Confidence

The thing girls say they want in a guy when they themselves usually don't have the confidence to make the first move.
Girl 1: "Hey, that guy who sits behind you in math?"

Girl 2: "What about him?"

Girl 1: "I think he's kinda cute"

Girl 2: "Ugh but he's so shy and quiet! Zero confidence. I wouldn't give him a chance."

The next day

Girl 2: "Oh look! there's that hot guy Trev! I soooo want him!"

Girl 1: "Go ask him out"

Girl 2: "Jeez that's intimidating! I'll just give him a smile and wait till he asks ME out"
by Biomeanace April 9, 2010
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illuminati confirmed

The Bavarian Illuminati were a religious organization based on scientology, active around the 18th century. Their symbol was a triangle with an eye in the center. The group has long since been destroyed, but conspiracy theories about its involvement in the modern world continue to thrive.

On the internet, "Illuminati Confirmed" is a joke used either to blame unusual occurrences on the Illuminati, or to joke about the existence of the Illuminati based on triangle shapes found in everyday life.
Every time I open the internet, my computer shuts down. Illuminati confirmed.

Doge's ears are triangles. Illuminati confirmed.
by Wolfscent July 27, 2016
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cofi

term given to inhabitants of the town Caernarfon in North Wales (referred to by Cofi's as "dre{dreeh}). Most Cofi women can be seen wearing something similar to the Croydon Facelift, pushing prams and wearing the latest gear from Henleys/Addidas/Helly Hansen. Cofi men use liberal amounts of hair gel to spike their hair into a suitable fashion so as to attract lady Cofi's and increase their chances of spawning young Cofi's before they reach their 16th birthday. Cofi's use the word "cont" as an affectionate term to their friends and loved ones (as well as their enemies). The majority of Cofi's choose to shy away from employment, choosing instead to live off state benefits (often spawning many mini Cofi's to increase household income).
Iawn cont? (Alright, cunt?)
C'mere, cont, I'll fochin do yer ed in!
Cofi 4 lyf, cont!
by ohdidijustsaythat March 11, 2011
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