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Confederate flag

Better than the American flag. The American flag is a joke and is fugly
Confederate flag is a better looking flag than the American flag
by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020
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Confederate flaggot

Someone who has an unnatural attachment to the Confederate flag.
That fucking Confederate flaggot doesn't realize the Civil War was, in fact, fought over the issue of slavery.
by Treefrogmike June 18, 2020
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Confederate statues

Confederate statues are as much a part of American history, and what some would call culture, as Martin Luther King statues, whether people love them or hate them. Removal of one kind of statue and not the other isn't multiculturalism, it's one group claiming the park the statue sat on as their own, and it will never unify everybody.
As long as a country says one kind of history is okay as long as everybody likes it, but the other is not, the country will remain divided, since one group, or culture, as some would call it, doesn't really respect the other. That isn't multiculturalism, though America has always been a melting pot, and is made of many different groups of the same (human) race. If people have to remove, forget, or pretend something never existed (including Confederate statues) to validate themselves, they don't really respect it, they only respect their own group (or most likely self).
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021
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Confederacy of Hamptoria

The Confederacy of Hamptoria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Robert Hampton with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.992 billion Hamptorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The Hamptorian economy, worth 112 trillion Generals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 56,541 Generals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Hamptorian Space Agency, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamptoria's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.
The Congress of the Confederacy of Hamptoria may be passing a Law Today
by The AndyMan March 1, 2021
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Confederate Trinity

The "Southern" areas of the Male Physique; specifically the Genitals. Confederate referring to the geographically 'southern' region of the body. And Trinity referring to the 3-piece set of the Genitals: the Penis and Both Testicles.
My girlfriend completely shaved her Kitty all real nice, but now she wants me to shave My Confederate Trinity, too.
by Jhaf August 11, 2010
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The Dark Confederation

A union in the game of runescape. Previously #1 in the rsb warring until they decided to remove themselves from ranking to avoid conflict in wars. The requirement for The Dark Confederation is 90+ combat. Founded by FearlessRyan, Xageian, and Jetstream300. The Dark Confederation or TDC for short was founded on August 24, 2009. The current leaders of TDC are MagicFinPro, FearlessRyan, and DAMP-n-MISTY. The total number of clans within TDC is currently over 30. TDC also has 2 divisions for skilling clans, and clans under 90+ combat requirement.
The Dark Confederation, Owning since August 24, 2009
by J1m Jam July 26, 2010
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Confederate

A mixed drink containing 1 part whiskey 1 part Kahlua 2 parts cream.

Confederate is a mixed drink containing everything the south claims to be. North America's favorite alcohol, combined with a Latin cordial, and dominated by something extremely white. The actual flavor comes from something far more black then they care to admit...

For your consideration,

Erik Lobo
Bar keep give me a Confederate...
by M&MEnterprizes August 24, 2019
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